Safari Stu's Animal Jokes

What do you call an ant that skips school?
a Truant

Which bird is always out of breath?
a Puffin

What has six legs and migrates thousands of miles each year?
Three Swallows

What do you call a guard with 100 legs?
a Sentry-pede

What do you call an elephant at the south pole?
Lost

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the Butter

What’s green and can jump a mile a minute?
a Frog with Hiccups

Why wouldn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
it was a Moth Ball

What do you call a lion with a flower in its mane?
a Dandy Lion

What was the python’s favourite subject at school?
Hiss-tory

Why couldn’t the viper, viper nose?
because the adder, adder handkerchief

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