Safari Stu's Animal Jokes
What do you call an ant that skips school?
a TruantWhich bird is always out of breath?
a PuffinWhat has six legs and migrates thousands of miles each year?
Three SwallowsWhat do you call a guard with 100 legs?
a Sentry-pedeWhat do you call an elephant at the south pole?
LostHow do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the ButterWhat’s green and can jump a mile a minute?
a Frog with Hiccups
Why wouldn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
it was a Moth BallWhat do you call a lion with a flower in its mane?
a Dandy LionWhat was the python’s favourite subject at school?
Hiss-toryWhy couldn’t the viper, viper nose?
because the adder, adder handkerchief
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